Hi! 
This section is supposed to humanize me and battle the anonymity of the internet. 

But if I write this how I'm supposed to then I would just be cherry-picking the most interesting aspects of my personality and that would totally defeat the purpose of writing this whole thing.  

So I think writing an explanation of why I won't write an explanation of myself is a much truer representation of who I am.

Plus now you won't have to wonder things like:
If she's a democrat, how democratic is she?
By introvert does she mean she doesn't leave the house or simply prefers to be alone sometimes?

Please accepting this angsty ('anst' is a German word meaning 'fear'-usually applied to the anxiety over one's freedom-so the phrase is actually almost always used out of context-including now-) nugget of my inner dialog.

(Btw I'm not judging anyone else for their profiles, you do you boo)

Love,
Araven