I really like British authors. I mean, I like American literature fine, but Brits tend to sound a bit more dignified in their work. I'd take chips over fries any day.

I think this site assumed things about me based on the first three books I chose. I'm a guy, but I apparently have the taste of a sixteen-year-old girl. Take that for what you will.

A real jerk once asked me for my opinion on his personality. I told him, "You're more entertaining than the space you take up, but less useful than the oxygen you waste." I don't think he understood what I meant.

It's easy to agree with friends. It's also easy to jump off of a building wearing a cape, but it doesn't mean you'll fly.

I don't know much about biology, but I think falling asleep in the middle of class is your body's way of saying, 'Stop waking up at 5:30 in the morning.'

I like it when it rains. Other people stay inside when it rains. I guess I'm happy with the world, whether it's wet or not.

The Twilight Zone really interests me. When I think of stories, I try to picture them in black and white, being played by grainy, big-voiced actors like shows were back in those days.

If you look really closely at my profile picture, you can see a little black smudge. That's a bird. After I took the picture, I thought the bird had ruined the picture, but it had actually made the picture notable. It's funny how life works out sometimes.

I think roman numerals are cool. Mostly because they were used in Star Wars, buy partly because the Romans were a fascinating civilization. That's why I use Roman numerals instead of Arabic numerals when I write.

I guess that's a little bit about myself. I hope you enjoy anything I may write (and that I may enjoy writing it). Feedback appreciated. Stay literate, everyone.