Me: *Thinks of a new story idea* Oh, this is great! Interesting! I should make it a thing! *sweats as I look over at my five other ideas that are all unfinished and a jumbled mess at this point*
Zelda headcanon: Link is not a cool super stoic swordfight, he is a cute flustered dork. Every incarnation of him. You can pry this out of my cold, dead, hands.