Yo yo yo, my little honeybunniez! I'm mouse, probably one of the most awkwardly creepy, random, flabbergast-worthy and slam-dunk tons of fun lesbians you'll ever meet.
PLEASE NOTE: just because I'm a lesbian doesn't mean I can't be attracted to males. Regardless of my sexuality, I'm still human, and most humans have the capacity to recognize an attractive person. So just chillax about it, okay?
I'm a Christian! Jesus is my Lord and Savior, and he died to save me from my sins. No questions asked.
Don't misjudge me, 'ight? Yes I'm a weird lesbo who's mentally married to, like, seven different people, but big woop. I'm also really funny, an animal lover, a random ball of nonsense, Christian, sensitive, and have a colorful personality. Just get to know me before telling me whether or not I'm going to hell, you dig?
I LIKE WEIRD CRAP...! Get off my back about it, I like what I like, okay?!
Fancy a sandwich? XD
Hey, did you know you can find all my completed stories on DeviantArt, plus several others, too? Link at the bottom of the page!
Mentally married to:
Sebastian Michaelis
Germany
Hatsune Miku
Marceline The Vampire Queen
Ellen DeGeneres
Matt Smith
Jared Padalecki
Benedict Cumberbatch
Ditzy Doo (Derpy Hooves)
Thank you for visiting my page. Asta la pasta~
- Under your bed >:3
- JoinedJanuary 7, 2015
- website: mousehatsandbowties.deviantart.com
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RoundTheRiverbend
May 18, 2017 11:15PM
*gags at profile* I can't believe that was the person I was two years agoView all Conversations
Stories by Mouse
- 4 Published Stories
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