I'm fifty something and working on a new book. I'm living in Mississauga and thinking about sharing a bottle of wine with you. Drop me a line. We will get together and have some laughs.
I don't know what else to do in Mississauga but write novels. It seems to take me three or four years to pump out a book. It's a big commitment. I poke my head out the door once and awhile to see what the world is up to and of course keep a camera handy just in case I see JFK get shot.
I'm not sure what I'm in the mood for but the notebooks and fountain pen are ready. A pot of coffee is on the stove. The table is clean. The radio in reach. I'm pretty sure the lights will go out and someone will scream, a test tube bacteria will escape and the apocalypse arrives on time. Or maybe the UFO's with Frank Sinatra clones will steal the women of earth, forcing my hand. I'd read something like that...Hope you like the shorts I put up here. You can always grab some of my novels on Kindle. Cheers.
- Mississauga
- JoinedDecember 21, 2012
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Stories by Roy Berger
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A helpless happy man warns people about NASA, blue lasers and to worship the Virgin Mary.