I am a philosopher at UC Berkeley. Currently teaching writing and drama. I am also running from the Russian government because I predicted the deaths of three major leaders. My grandmother, Marilyn Monroe, (yes she did have children) told me when I was little to chase my dreams of becoming an actress just like her, but without the drugs. If you ever feel the need to contact me you can send a carrier pigeon to my twin sister, Jennifer Lawrence. I enjoy furthering my career as a playwright and actress. My boyfriend is one of the Uber hotties in the Star Wars franchises, I'm not giving you his name. Spullunking, martial arts, teleporting, and acrobatics are a few of my trivial hobbies. I live in the Carribean area, getting an amazing tan and drinking margaritas. You could say my life is awesome. You could say it's hectic. I love it anyway. Well, most parts. Just remember: Death is immortal.
- Running from the Russian government
- JoinedFebruary 10, 2014
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The Road That Never Ends
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Shai is just an unpopular freak with only a couple of friends, until she goes to school later in the year and...