Royally_Clumsy

It's official, my grandma will eternally be my stomach's BFF, there's no longer anything I can do about it! 

Royally_Clumsy

Some people don't believe in werewolves, but I'm here to show proof that they do exist; 
          why else would teenage girls be prancing around in mini skirts, heels and spaghetti-strap, skin tight, t-shirts… in the rain… during a storm-front, if they didn't have freakishly high body heat. 
          
          Either they're werewolves or damn thirsty! An the practically-a-hurricane rains arn't enough to cool down their “bitch in heat" mentality!
          
          Girls come on?! Goose bumps are NOT attractive!