Oh I didn't see you walk in, let me introduce myself, I'm roydrager, you must've stumbled onto my page looking for weird stuff, cuz y else would anyone be here

You can pm me if you want to chat and read my RANTERSONS book it's about parts of my life, it can get juicy 

If you have any requests or anything just pm me about them

Anyways I don't know what to say about my self other then I'm single and am searching for a gf but I might be fine without one

And how did you get in here, The door was locked