Hello.  I’m Roy.  I’m a 25 year old college graduate with nothing to lose.
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I’m not sure what else to put here.
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Maybe you should let me know what I should put on here.
Yeah…
What do you want to know?
What’s your favorite food?
I like pie?
It’s a start, I suppose.
Maybe something else.
How does pie and a glass of champagne sound?
It kind of sounds terrible to me; I’m not much of a fan of champagne.
Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy champagne when celebrating, but I like beer and wine a lot more.
How does beer and pie sound?
…Meh.
Yeah, not too good.
…What’s your pant size?
Ummm… 36x37?
Wait, really?
Yeah, is that weird?
Well, I didn’t know that they made odd number measurement pants like that.
I don’t quite fit a 36x36.
Oh.
Yeah, it's not all glitz and glamour down to the waist line.
I don't mind, there's nothing wrong with it.
True, but people do tend to judge.
Do I look like a lawyer to you?
Ha ha, funny.
I'll be here all week.
I'll be sure to tip the waitress.
Now who's the comedian?
Hey now.
I'm just Joshin' you.
...What does that even mean?
What, "Joshing?"
Yeah, where does it come from?
Oh, well, it's an idiom for joking around, like "pulling your leg."
Yeah, I get that, but why in the world would an idiom be called "Joshing?"
True, who does that to their child?
Seriously...
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I’m talking to myself again.
DAMMIT!