I am Google. Obey me.
Hello! *Waves* You clicked which means you aren't in a straight jacket. Sucks for me.
I am also @Miss_Elliott_Smith
Stuff:
I'm easy-going, one of those worry about later kind of people; not so good when it comes to deadlines and stuff. I love cheesy pickup lines. I'm hella good at drawing (unfortunately the ONLY thing I can do) and I play piano, flute and some guitar.
So yeah.
~ Single [ ] Taken [ ] Hungry [X]
~ SomEtImeS I TalK LiKe ThIs (Because its unfair that the letters in the middle don't get capital letters) John Green reference up in here!
~ I ate a cat. It tasted like chicken
~ I think I might be insane
~ The voices are telling me to steal your Kentucky Fried Chicken
~ The Voices are also called Derek because Derek is a cool name. If your name is Derek, follow me.
~ *sobs* my brain is dripping out of my nose.
~ it's raining in my shed, guys. I just....don't know....what to do...
Music (you guys like to know that sort of stuff, right? RIGHT?)
~ Queens Of the Stone Age
~ Arctic Monkeys
~ Elliott Smith
~ The Strokes
~ Blur
~ Oasis
~ The Smiths
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- Hiding in the Asda toilets
- JoinedNovember 15, 2011
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