Riplakish

My arms hurt. Is this what I get for being a good gym bro?! Pain? They always say "no pain no gain" but I don't see the gains . Where are they huh?
          
          Actually I really like going to the gym it's really fun, and also pretending to have muscles is nice.

Every time I go down stairs I just think, "I should faceplant right now,"  doing that would be very painful and highly embarrassing because I mostly use stairs at school. Imagine having to be explain to you teachers and your parents how and why you face-planted halfway down the stairs no thank you. And like the hospital nurse/doctor how you broke your nose and skull. Just like " yeah, I was walking down the stairs at school and my brain was like ‘you should face-plant right now' so I did." And it would be very traumatic for the other students that are also going down the stairs to watch you fall and start bleeding profusely out of your head.
          
          Now you have at least three reasons not to face-plant down the stairs. Perhaps this will help my brain to realize that it's a incredibly stupid idea.