ur mom

Imma Leave Wattpad for couple of weeks or months cuz my phone storage sucks Soo byee- :')

SELAMAT HARI RAYA IDUL FITRI!! 
          EID MUBARAK MOHON MAAF LAHIR DAN BATIN! Maafkan saya jika sering membuat kesalahan atau membuat anda sedih. 
          (Sorry I'm not gonna translate this im kinda dizzy if youre goin to translate this use indonesia-english)

Happy Birthday To me! Haha I think my mom forgot today is my birthday! :') or like just sis that remembers And that means im a 2 year older than my frend Anyway have a nice day yall 

Imangine Posting Something That you've work SO HARD (like a fanfic full of words) just to see someone saying 
          
          " sUs- " 
          
          
          :'v i feel bad for the author 

Gran Gran: "-You have to feed the cat even if the cat its not here then seacrh for the cat"
          
          Me: ' yeah as if me go to people's rooftop just searching the cat and get to jail for trespassing someone's property when the cat knows that when its hungry it goes back to the house'
          
          the cat: " fEeD mE iM hUgNrY!!"

blue band ad: mmmm cofe *take knife them slice it* mmmmm cake so make cake guys with our brand lol everthing is cake
          
          me: *hysterical crying noises*

Me wacthing ace attorney with sis and saw a snake in sis room: "Ah is that sis rlly realistic snake toy?"
          
          *Me realising that sis doenst even had a rlly realistic snake toy*
          
           "ooOOOooh fric- IT'S A REAL SNAKE!-"
          
          And am proud of being a livin witness of seeing a  s n a k e  and not a ded witness
          and I ended up dreaming that snakes are alligatoers XD wkwkwkwkkkwkw 
          (nowimwonderingdidIspellsnakeright?)
          

bro  I  dream  about  getting  robbed because  im  a  lawyer  then  the  robbers didn't  steal  the  phones  because  they know  that  I  lawyer  have  salary  cut and have  lunch  money  Rp6.  :v  brah  I  played   to  much   ace  attorney  wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkkwkwk

Now I'm Wondering why does the clock always be 4:44 when I was seeing what time it is???? I swear it keeps happening, and when I look at tine again it be like 4:45 or 4:46 I'm scared-

DUDEEEEEE I FORGOT TO SAVE THE GAME AND THE GAME CRASH SKHDKSNSKOSKSKKSJSSLSMSJ-