Why hello there! I didn't see you!

... Clearly. I saw a screen.

Anyways, these stories are stuff that was written by me due to ridiculous fits of boredom.

What? This is meant to be stuff about me? Okay, here goes...

I have respect for intense moustache owners, llamas are cool, I'm ophidiophobic (gooble it) and I play guitar. Mayday Parade (it's a band, if you haven't heard of it then Gooble it, I say!) influences everything I write/do/dance/faceplant to.

Well, you don't care about anything else trivial ... if you do, then I'm a little scared. So yeah. Bye and stuffs.

BTW - Gooble is just how I say Google.