"“Santa Clown, what’s a pedophile?” Sam asked innocently.
Liam and I just stared at Sam, both of us speechless. Then we both looked at each other with horrified faces, not wanting to lie, but at the same time not wanting to actually tell him.
“Liam, since you were accused of being one. You go on ahead and tell him,” I directed the question towards Liam and starting walking faster, distancing myself away from the disaster that was about to come.
“Well, Sam, a pedophile is when an adult . . . dinosaur likes-likes a young dinosaur and tries to—”"
I laughed so hard!! http://wattpad.com/story/419859