Your best Nightmare.

I can spell, I swear.

Drowning in a see of my own self pity right now. Call back later.

Classic would let it happen in a heartbeat, Fell would do it for fun...

Where Papyrus worst nightmares come true! >:)

Welcome to Pundertale!

I hope people will like this book! XD

May start a book on here...don't know what it's gonna be about though. Ideas?

I used to be a banker. But then I lost interest.

My brother got kicked by a cow yesterday and he kept crying and saying it hurt.
          
          I just told him to stop milking it.

Since this part of my account will be wasted if I don't, I've decided to put some puns in here! These may be from games, books, TV shows or just ones I've come up with! I apologise in advance to anyone and anything that may become scarred for life from the terrible and unfortunate reading of these puns. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! (P.s. I'm not apologising for anyone who has to go through counselling after reading these puns)