Sapphire Marie

Me: *Gets zits that get all gross and scabby and whack*
          
          My mom: "omfg wtf is wrong w your face. I'm taking you to the goddamn doctor"
          
          Me: *Gets excited because I can finally talk w my doctor about birth control and seeing a dermatologist and getting back on antidepressants* "really??"
          
          my mom: "yes I'm getting your ass drug tested. you're probably on meth or something. your dumbass would do that huh? how does it feel knowing you were a great student but now you're just gonna be a dropout druggie"
          
          me: *having never done drugs but knowing my mom not only did drugs but hung w druggies and had children w drug dealers* "pardon?"
          
          
          
          Note: I don't condone drug use but I spread no hate on drug addicts. addiction is a problem not a crime, addicts need help not incarceration or punishment. 

having a thigh gap be like:
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I've read like 700 dialogue stories where people fall in love via customer service lines and help hotlines. I wish these were realistic. like bitch hotlines and textlines like these don't exist. I wanna fall in love with a stranger

also I might buy the company my dad works for one day just so I can fire him and be a dick to him

what's up with my parents being total dicks. like they despise, belittle, mock, and dehumanize homeless people. I literally cannot believe that people are this fucking cruel. my parents just spent the whole 5 minutes we were stuck at a red light making fun of a homeless woman on the side of the road. so now I have a vicious plan. I'm gonna go to college and make sure to make smart choices with money and shit so I'll do better than both my parents combined have EVER done financially so I can be a kick-ass philanthropist

I started reading an actual real life physical book last night and omg I forgot what it's like.