Harbor

you scare me bbg

‘ELLO AGAIN

Hi y’all, been a while huh? Well, anyways. I’ve been pretty much gone from Wattpad for a while, and if you happen to like mcyt fanfiction, I’ve got some on my Ao3, Apprehensive_Acorn. Mostly DreamSMP, I’ll occasionally do other mcyt stuff. 
          
          Link: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Apprehensive_Acorn/profile

I just wrote like 2k words in one day for this fucking mcyt thing I’m making my brain is dead
          
          Wrecked, one might say.

I am very tired

Listen– I’d write 420,69 words if I could, okay? But that’s kind of, really hard! So you’re just gonna have to have the mental image of me verbally saying “Nice.” every time the word count hits some variation of 69, that ‘kay?

I wrote in an inspiration-fueled frenzy and it’s so bad oh God oh fuck
          
          (jkjk, it’s all good. Editing is a thing after all, just have to revise it)

My one brain cell: Corporate needs you to tell us the difference between these two pictures
          
          *FGoD!Error and Ranboo show on each piece of paper*
          
          Me: they’re the same chicken nuggets but with different spices that are equal parts sweet and equal parts spicè, but in different ways
          
          My one brain cell: Wha-? I asked you to tell the difference!
          
          Me: THEYRE SPICES ARE THE DIFFRENCE
          
          My one brain cell: THAT MAKES NO SENCE WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
          
          Me: DONT QUESTION ME
          
          My one brain cell: THAT IS LITERALLY MY ONLY PURPOSE

No Roots by Alice Merton playing innocently in the background:
          
          Me, realizing that it's the perfect song for Nightmare and Dream, but also that they are literal Tree Children: *Insert disappointment here*

I am horrible, such a bastard child. At a young age I decided I'd be "cool" and "proper" when writing anything at all and Now I Can't Stop, Like Why???