Me: Pssssst, psssst, over here!
You: Me?
Me: No, you!
You: Oh, you?
Me: -slaps- NO, youuuu!
You: uh, okay?
Me: -throws cookie at chu and runs-
You: What the kamoly? Oh, its a fortune cookie.
You: -opens cookie-
Cookie: Yo.
You: YOU SPEAK?
Cookie: No.
You: YOU JUST DID!
Cookie: Just wanted to say, thanks for being a fan! The odds will ever be in your favor! and...may the force be with chuuuuu -echos and then cookie explodes into thin air-
It then rained marshmellows. -how the cow did that happen-