RushEIdklol

Don't die on me now 

Hey bro thanks for following me even though I don't write stories.

*motherfuckers seeing me on x male reader stories but also x female reader stories, trying to figure out what gender I am*

One time when I was little, I kid you not, I got the flu and pink eye at the same time. I had the physicality of a vegetable for three days. My immune system has been ridiculously jacked since then. When I got Covid, I killed it in two days.

“I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!  SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE! THAT’S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKIN QUILLY DICK OUT, AND PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE! SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM! SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS WALLNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER! AND GUESS WHAT?! HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! *boom* THAT’S RIGHT BABY! ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG! HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO I’M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! THAT’S RIGHT! THIS US WHAT YOU GET! MY S U P E R L A S E R P I S S ! EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I’M GONNA GO HIGHER! I’M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS D R O P L E T S HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU, TOO!

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Why am I getting so many followers I don’t even write any books wtf????

u introduced me to my 2 fav stories tysm

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