Rushamatka
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Gaby:why does Hansel call you bbg? Amber: who told you?!Gaby: uh... Amber: HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO ELLA?! Gaby: A cc: amber.. Knock it off.. Ella: did someone call my name? Amber: I'M GETTING THE HOSE! ELLA: No no no- WAIT- -said by ella
Also hehe
Gaby: Guys, I didn’t memorize my lines!
C.c: Just use your lack of common sense! Everyone knows the characters in plays are dumb as fuck!
*During the play*
Ella: Hey! You finally made it! Did you get the donuts?
Gaby: W-what’re donuts?
Ella: Talk dirty to me, baby~
Gaby: The dishes.
Ella: Wh-
Gaby: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
Kidnapper: I have your partner.
Ella: What? I don't have a partner...
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?
Ella: Oh my god, you have Gaby.
C.c: Hey, Ella, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Ella: Yeah.
C.c: And you, Gaby?
Gaby: Umm... yes?
C.c: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Gaby: Did they just-
C.c: Raya, gather the others. We need to have another Gaby-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
Gaby: I wasn’t that drunk.
C.c: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Gaby: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
Gaby: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!
Raya: Bet you I can!
C.c: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
Raya: What are you writing?
Gaby: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Ella, looking over Gaby's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.
C.c, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Gaby: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Gaby: Here you go.
C.c:
Gaby:
Ella: Why am I here?
