This was my conversation with the AustralianAmerican today.
Ausie: My Gram was asking about if I get paid this Friday because of rent. Well I got paid last Wednesday and if she actually looked, she would see I put the rent where she would find it.
Me: Why are you like this?
Ausie: Don’t mess with me or I mess with you.
Me: Are you going to do this every month?
Ausie: Most definitely
Me: Of course your are