Licensed to embalm in event of twink death.
Unfriends anyone that hates on my suspenders.
Wattpad's most prolific crackfictionist 2012-2016.
!! Whoever keeps hexing my cigarettes, STOP.
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Pyromaniac || Felix Ferne
Py·ro·ma·ni·ac
ˌpīrōˈmānēˌak/
noun
a person suffering from pyromania.
