Mr Fahrenheit

ASMR grinch eating a raw onion

Important announcement
          
          it's half important i swear- gets shot 57 times 

Im taking everyone's writer's block as an excuse to not write om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom 

biscuit 

How to breathe tutorial
          
          step uno: take lungs/gills
          step dos: eat air
          step tres: throw up air
          step quarto: repeat step dos and tres (important)
          
          Congratulations, you're now breathig

the voices the voices the voices the friggin voices

Toast: the flipside

imagine that the water becomes your favorite colour, still drinkable like regular water, but what flavour would it be? Or colour i suppose 

HI CUPCAKE!!!
          There are 8 billion people in the world, and you're one of them.
          You're so kind and special because you're my friend, that's why I'm sending this to you.
          I want good things to happen to you, so read this...
          Now that you've read the beginning, you can't escape this.
          You'll get a new phone this year.
          You'll get the pet of your dreams this Christmas.
          Everyone will love you.
          Send this to 15 people in one hour.
          If you ignore this, you'll have bad luck for the next three years.
          You'll struggle with grades next year.
          This isn't fake. A girl ignored this last year, and everything happened to her.
          You'll forward this to 15 people in one hour.
          Then, in five days, this will happen...
          Day 1: You will wake up to a shocking surprise.
          Day 2: You will meet your old friend again.
          Day 3: You will earn money.
          Day 4: Your day will go great.
          Day 5: Your favorite person will talk to you.
          Don't break the chain.
          You have one hour to send this to fifteen people.
          NO GROUP CHATS
          YOU HAVE ONE HOUR. (after you read this)

The tree is redshifted