Simon/Eridan💤

I would write oc x canon rn but I'm to busy being queer over a man

I need Matthew Patel x Male Readers. 
          Smut or not bro
          Please bro please listen to me I need that man so bad like oh my mama, I would literally swaddle him like a baby and kiss his forehead, cheeks, hands, tummy, and nose. I will cook for that man, I will clean for that man, I will wife him up. I literally need him so fucking bad this isn't funny, like I genuinely need to give him a violent amount of kisses and fall asleep on him while sobbing my eyes out like the little gay fag boy I am please let me hit Matthew Patel I'll treat u you right pookie bear baby boy

Unpopular opinion:
          If your pissed off because someone just got into a fandom/music artist and they don't know much, don't make fun of them and educate them on topics, encourage them to interact with older members of the community, show them stuff about the fandom, BE NICE TO THEM! 0_0

ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I SAID SHIT HERE BUT HELLO :3

PARENTS TRY NOT TO TAKE MY PHONE FOR DUMBASS REASONS [IMPOSSIBLE]

He’s so handsome and kind, so cool and calm <3 
          I just wanna hold his hand and hug him >_<

:33< I c0uldn’t fight th3 h0m3ztuck

I JUST WANNA “Mew :3” & “Nyan! :3”

IM RE READING HOMESTUCK AND IM STILL ON ACT TWO. IM NOT EVEN READING IT, IM WATCHING SOMEONE DO NARRATIONS BECAUSE MY ATTENTION SPAN IS THE SIZE OF A BUG. I FORGOT HOW LONG HOMESTUCK REALLY IS

Every day at 1 am I plan to listen to MiRaClEs from Broadway Gamzee/Homestuck.
          Why?
          Idk, I’m planning on making a Gamzee shrine and playing it every night out of pure boredom