⤷ ゛🗡 ─ soren / silent salt cookie .ᐟ ⌗ ˎˊ˗

WAIT I JUST CAME UP WITH A PERFECT HARKEN TFEE CONCEPT HEAR ME OUT-
          
          An autistic gal/guy/person who is heavily addicted to music and is naturally loud. Probably a metal head too. (BONUS POINTS IF THEY PLAY AN INSTRUMENT) People are constantly describing them with terms like "obnoxious" or "annoying". They also have no clue what an inside voice is. 
          
          Thank you for listening. I fucking LOVE DOD. 

the tower has risen..

Fabian: *Snatches Soren's sword and runs off* Ehehehehehehehehehe >:)

[ NEW MESSAGE FROM SOREN ]
          
          So apparently... this whatever I'm wearing... Was armour and the fact I don't have skills on a sword makes this... A problem.. 
          
          Sigh... Why did Octavia forced me to wear this by slamming me this into my head...
          
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[ NEW MESSAGE FROM WILLOW ]
          
          EVERYONE. IRIS JUST GOT TURNED INTO A SALT SHAKER.
          
          
          I REPEAT. IRIS HAS TURNED INTO A SALT SHAKE-
          
          
          - What do you mean I turned into a salt shaker...
          
          OH MY LAWD DONT SLICE ME WITH THAT SWOR-
          
          
          
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Eh.... This helmet seems... Off... I better keep this for lat-
          
          [ SLAM ! ]
          
          OCTAVIA! ISTG WHY DID YOU DO THAT-
          
          ...whut the heck........
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          OH MY FAW-
          
          
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Hey y'all! Back from my dea- I mean... NEVER MIND! I just found this cool knight helmet! It looks so cool I wanna wear it! 
          
          
          
          But.... Should I..? Actually...?

Hey uhh do you like Die of Death? Just asking. 

Eight days before it's October... [Timezones get a hold on me.....]

Hello everyone! It's Iris! I found this cool black fedora and Today! I will be wearing it!!
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          ....Eh...? Nothing... Really... Happen-
          
          
          
          OH WHAT THE FREAAAAAA-
          
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