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Friend: *steals one of my Beats earbuds*
          Me: *stares at him*
          Friend: "What are you listening to?"
          Me: "put it in and find out."
          Friend "..." *puts it in, full volume, Into the Unknown from Frozen 2* "DUDE WHAT THE HELL-"
          Me: *straight face stare*

Hey hey, Sam. It's Jofy. Just letting you know I'm probably gonna leave Wattpad sometime soon. :(( I might be more active on Pinterest or Instagram 

"Hey sam?"
          "Hm?"
          "Are you maybe a pjo fan?"
          "... What gave it away?"
          "Oh, well instead of saying damn you always just say dam"
          "Yeah- it kinda latched onto me, my phone autocorrects it to that"
          "Mhm, I know a pjo fan when I see one."
          "..."

I love your pfp did you pick tighnari as your free five star? (I should probably ask if you play genshin first lol)

Artfight ends in twelve hours !!
          
          That means that within the next few days I probably will be showing you guys some attacks I did, and defenses/revenge attacks I got back! :D

When your dad walks into your room which had the door closed, and he closes it after he enters, theres two possible reasons..
          
          A) Ur in really in some deep shit
          B) he wants ur help with a surprise
          
          Today just now was A for me

One of my camp counselors overheard me complaining about wanting go see Lord Huron in Red Rocks after I saw a vid on tt of how majestic his song, The Night we Met, sounded and that if I was there in person I would've been crying.
          That counselor looks at me and told me she went to that one. I literally felt SO betrayed and still do

(we are at the campfire, its dark outside)
          Girl in my cabin: "god these mosquitos won't leave me alone."
          Me: "did you put bug spray on?"
          Girl: "no"
          Me: "why"
          Girl: "I have trouble remembering sometimes, and other times I'm just too lazy."
          Me: "but didn't your legs n arms already get really bit up? You can get sick from mosquitos."
          Girl: "yeah.. But it's just not fun."
          Me: "whatever"
          -few mins later-
          Girl: *standing up for the fifth time to rub her back on a tree like a bear, she's pissed at the bugs not leaving her alone.*
          -in cabin-
          Me: "did you learn anything tonight?"
          Girl: "... I hate it how you're so.."
          Me: "direct? Idk"
          Girl: "yeah, direct."
          Me: "Pain is the best teacher. So.. Did you learn anything?"
          Girl: "ill make sure to wear bug spray, on sun screen when at the pool."
          
          Dude she pissed me off so bad, she's not much younger than me. I tolerate her at camp

Bucket list of places I wanna go to some point in my life: 
          Lake Tahoe
          Red Rock Amphitheatre

Wishing praying and HOPING TO GOD that this dude will be at camp with me again this year.. Dude he's funny as shit-
          
          Him: *has watergun* *turns to face me, sitting behind him.* *stares at me* *shoots my lower right leg three times*
          Me: "oh no, it hurts!"
          Him: "Yeah, guess we gotta amputate it," *lifts his right leg, its amputated below the need with a prosthetic leg* "like this!"
          Me: *baffled, shocked, SPEECHLESS*
          ...
          Later that day
          Him: *hops over to me* *taps my shoulder*
          Me: *looks*
          Him: *offering me his leg*
          
          We didn't even learn each others names until the second to last day of the week long camp dude :SOB: