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Wishing praying and HOPING TO GOD that this dude will be at camp with me again this year.. Dude he's funny as shit-
Him: *has watergun* *turns to face me, sitting behind him.* *stares at me* *shoots my lower right leg three times*
Me: "oh no, it hurts!"
Him: "Yeah, guess we gotta amputate it," *lifts his right leg, its amputated below the need with a prosthetic leg* "like this!"
Me: *baffled, shocked, SPEECHLESS*
...
Later that day
Him: *hops over to me* *taps my shoulder*
Me: *looks*
Him: *offering me his leg*
We didn't even learn each others names until the second to last day of the week long camp dude :SOB: