⊱𓋼𓍊🌻𝐒𝐀𝐌🌻𓍊𓋼⊰

Omfg gonna LOSE MY ACTUAL SHIT.
          
          SEEING PPL ADD THINGS TO THEIR LISTS WASNT ENOUGH
          AND APPARENTLY SEEING PPL VOTE ON THINGS WASNT ENOUGH EITHER???
          NOW I CAN SEE COMMENTS THAT PPL IM FOLLOWING POST...
          BRO WHY WHO THINKS WE NEED THIS??
          where is the privacy.

Up until a few years ago, I never actually understood or grasped just how serious and terrifying breaking through ice is. It's fucking horrifying. I wasn't even the one experiencing it, but just from what my friend and her little sister told me about it after experiencing it first hand made me picture just how scar that could've been for them when they were younger. Breaking through ice is a serious thing, everyone should learn how to deal with it safely if something happens in a scenario like that, especially where winters happen.

Happy Mother's Day!

Me: *watching TV*
          Mom: *gets a call* *charter chatter chit chat obnoxiously*
          Me: ... *turns up TV volume*
          Mom: *turns up voice volume and hits my knee*
          Me: *turns on captions*
          
          LIKE IF UR GONNA CALL SOMEONE GO SOMEWHERE ELSE WHERE THERES NOT SOMEONE TRYING TO FOCUS ON SOMETHING ELSE
          LITERALLY EVERYONE IN MY FAM EXCEPT MY MOM TREATS THE LIVING ROOM LIKE A MOVIE THEATRE

Dad: *bops mom on head with tip of fishing pole*
          Mom: *puts it in her mouth*
          Me: "what the fuck?"
          Dad: "I gotta fish for her everyday otherwise she'll get off the line"
          Me: "I.. Don't like that"

Friend group: *plays Werewolf(Mafia)*
          Me and dude: *werewolves*
          Another dude: *'peeping tom'*
          *in mornign*
          'Peeping tom': "Sam is a werewolf"
          Villager: "Sam, are you a werewolf"
          Me: *stunned* "Yeah"
          Werewolf 2: *looks at me like I'm insane, votes for me*
          Me: *votes for werewolf 2 cuz he voted for me*
          ...
          'Peeping tom': *gets voted out*
          Me: *confused at how I'm still alive-*

best friend:
          - employed
          - sports
          - extrovert
          - good clothes
          - Raging lesbian
              • originally swore she’s straight
          - Green
          - Novels
              • dystopian romance
          - Movies + shows
              • Lesbian
          
          me:
          - unemployed
          - games & art
          - introvert
          - wear whatever the fuck I find
          - Aroace
              • originally thought I was bisexual
          - Green
          - Manga / Light Novels
              • Action/Adventure, slowburn
          - Movies + shows
              • Action/Adventure, animation, anime

Nah bro, wtf.. Seeing ppl add things to their reading lists is enough, I don't need a notification ever single dam time they vote in a book now too.

Recent obsessions/hobbies of mine:
          Sharks
          Bridges
          Concrete mixers
          Manga
          Comics
          Wooden building sets

I've got so much plans with my friends this summer. :holding back tears happy emoji thing:
          
          Dnd every Thursday, going on a walk at least twice a week with a friend, bookstore + thrifting every other weekend with 2 ppl, movie nights once a week... Omg this is gonna be the best fucking summer I've had in a long while