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Hello :3

(>^.^)># I made you a waffle. #<(^.^<) But then I was like,
          (> #^<) "I'm mad at you."
          (>^.^)> =#  <(*.*<) So I threw it at you.
          (>^.^<)         < #.-')> It hit your face.
          
          ^.^