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I'm back! I still don't have my own computer but I'm working on it, and I should have one soon. For now, though, I'll only be active from time to time.

Mildly attractive boy: *exists*
          My mom with me in public: oH KODI, HE'S PRETTY HANDSOME! WHY DON'T YOU SAY HI!
          Me: yo
          Her later: wHy WeRe YoU sO mEaN, yOu EmBaRaSSeD mE iN pUbLiC
          Her to my dad: Kodi has a bOYFRIEND

So all my friends tell me I have a really long tongue and idk.
          Can any of y'all touch your chins with your tongue?

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME 
          IT'S YOUR POWER TODOROKI, 
          YOUR MOTHER BURNED YOUR FACE AND SHE LE-EFT

Yo...read it pls
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/201117213

the dance was lit but im literally playing All Star at full blast while eating 4 lbs of candy corn and having a mental breakdown for no reason

YOOO MY SCHOOL IS HAVING AN AREA 51 DANCE TONIGHT LMAOOO
          this is my first dance tho 
          help

Y'ALL WATCH THIS
          https://youtu.be/mKGLEZedJSw

I was talking to my brother while I was drunk last night and when he asked me to do something my immediate response was "You can't make me. I laugh in the face of death and dare him to search my soul. You kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies. The only reason a warrior is alive is to fight and the only reason a warrior fights is to win, and if you are going to fight me then I am going to win." and I immediately got up to go do it

Do you think Tarzan was a virgin before he met Jane or was my man clappin' gorilla cheeks?