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*darwin comes running home and barges into the house holding chris morris's cage* 
          DUDE CHRIS MORRIS IS THE BEST!!
          gumball: THE BEST RIGHT!!!!
          darwin: HES SUCH A GOOD LISTENER!!!
          HE REALLY HELPED ME THROUGH SOME STUFF!
          gumball: is there nothing he can't do...
          *they stare at chris morris, he is doing nothing*
          *both laugh*
          darwin: HAHHA! I LOVE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT!
          gumball: OH I CANT BELIEVE HOW MUCH HAPPINESS HES BROUGHT US!
          darwin: and to think all his life hes been locked up like this.. starved of affection..
          gumball: that must be because people couldn't see beyond the layers of his oozing fur....
          darwin: the weird stickiness...
          gumball: the PUTRID smell...
          darwin: and the fact that hes probably contagious...
          *gumball starts crying*
          gumball: we're sorry, chris morris...
          we're gonna give you all the love you deserve!!
          *then they stick their heads through the cage which looks really painful so ouch...?*
          maybe we should take him out the cage first.. 
          *umm romantic somber music starts playing as they grab him out the cage and playing with him WAIT OH NO HAVE YOU TWO FORGOTTEN HES A HAIR BALL?!?!?!? ok now darwin has ice cream and he gives chris morris some....?! they laugh as they dont realize CHRIS MORRIS IS A PILE OF WAXED HAIR!!!! oh so now they are in the bath..with chris morris.. and then they are in the bed... with chris morris... snuggling him... HES A HAIRBALL GUYS.... OH NO GUMBALL DONT KISS HIM OH GOD DONT DO THAT OH NO DARWIN YOU TOO??!! TAKING TURNS KISSING HIM?!?! STOP!! HES PRINCIPAL BROWN WAXED FUR AND oh no the hair is in their teeth. uh oh they accidentally drop him out the window, thank god.*

*sigh* things have changed.. it used to just be me and him vs the world.. and now all he cares about is "PpPeEnNEeYy"... I mean.. of course, I want him to be happy. I just wish I could be part of it. am I being too possessive? I am being too possessive. do you mind if I lie down? *lays down* I think this all started a long time ago, back when I was still just a kid.
          
          
          *starts laughing hysterically* HAHAHAH, I DONT KNOW WHY I WAS SO WORRIED! REALLY DOES NOT MATTER ANYWAY! AHAHAAHAH
          
          
          
          *starts sitting down and rocking back and forth* I just dont wanna be left alone ya see...? its the silence... the terrible silence....
          
          
          
          *screaming on the top of my lungs* YOU DONT GET TO JUDGE ME CHRIS MORRIS!!! YOUR NOT ONE OF MY DADS!!! 
          
          
          *crying hysterically* *someone walks past and says hi* oh, hi.... *continues crying dramatically* 
          
          
          you know what, chris morris? I think I just realized that all of this is coming from my  fear of abandonment! im projecting my anxieties onto my brother, and forgetting to actually live my own life. *sighs* 
          
          *hugs cage* dude... thank you.

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