SALEMSMASH

I’m still sick but now I’m only violently coughing every thirty minutes or so instead of every five so hey big improvement yay

SALEMSMASH

My loyal Followers……………………………………………………………… I am sick and not in a good way

Termina-Sama

@SALEMSMASH oh good I’m finally back what the hell happened when did the leader get sick?!?!?!
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SALEMSMASH

So apparently I have a cult now

SALEMSMASH

Here is the link to our chat
            https://www.wattpad.com/1382482083-cult-hangout-fellow-egg One of my loyal cultists created it
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SALEMSMASH

I am having my 10th nosebleed today my kayak minions… if I survive I will let you know In an hour or so if I do not… COMMIT AS MUCH ARSON AS YOU CAN IN MY NAME!!!

SALEMSMASH

Ight I’m okay
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SALEMSMASH

*loyal* not kayak…
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Giyokukoko748

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Wait no fucking way u like Zelda too

SALEMSMASH

@Giyokukoko748 WHO DARES TO THINK ZELDA IS STUPID?!?! ILL CALL THE UNSC AND THE IMPERIUM OF MAN ON THIER ASSES!!!!
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Giyokukoko748

@SALEMSMASH  finaly someone who dosent think it’s stupid
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