I've conquered Dustbowl and Badwater too.
To the grey skies of Sawmill to the blue of Hoodoo.
I've fought so many battles for RED and for BLU
But there's still just one thing that I've yet to do.
I've been playing this game for so many years.
And there's only one thing that I have to feeeaaarr.
The feeling of never knowing what it's liiiiike.
To receive compliments after a fiiiiight.
Wish I had an unusual so I could hold my head high.
The medics would stop instead of walk right on by.
An unusual would answer all of my prayers.
And the free2plaays would all stand in the spawn and stare.
To be feared and respected is all I really ask.
And to have a medics beam shoved right up my POOTIS.
then I could thank GabeN for fulfilling my wish.
Of destroying all those who are poor and Irish.
My friends enjoy givin' me a really hard time.
They say my hats too dull and ask why it doesn't shine.
I often have dreamt of what it'd be like.
To receive compliments after a fight...
*a month later*
Now I have an unusual and nothin's really changed.
When my friends and I talk they still treat me just the same.
An unusual didn't really change a thing.
Except my head is glowin' brighter.
And my wallet's feelin' lighter.
Cuz I spent.
My.
Money on a video game.
Grand.