ophidiophobia

“uwu soft boys” are the things that will kill me and spit on my grave

s n a k e 

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ay yo god how you doin 

Thx for the follow! Have a good day!

Meaningless? What do you know of meaningless? Spend most of your life ruled by another. Watch your race dwindle to a handful. And then, tell me what has more meaning than your own strength. I have in me the blood of a Saiyan prince. He is nothing but a joke. Yet I've had to watch him surpass me in strength, my destiny thrown to the wayside. He's..he's even saved my life as if I were a helpless child. He has stolen my honor. And his debts, must be paid.

Hello James, welcome. Do you like the island? My grandmother had an island when I was a boy. Nothing to boast of. You could walk along it in an hour. But still, it was - it was a paradise for us. One summer, we came for a visit and discovered the whole place had been infested with rats. They'd come on a fishing boat and had gorged themselves on coconut. So how do you get rats off an island, hmm? My grandmother showed me. We buried an oil drum, and hinged the lid. Then we wired coconut to the lid as bait. The rats come for the coconut, and... They fall into the drum, and after a month, you've trapped all the rats. But what did you do then? Throw the drum into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it. And they begin to get hungry, then one by one... They start eating each other, until there are only two left. The two survivors. And then what - do you kill them? No. You take them, and release them into the trees. Only now, they don't eat coconut anymore. Now they will only eat rat. You have changed their nature. The two survivors; this is what she made us.

People who say they wish people weren’t so annoying are probably the people that are really annoying 

A friend of mine told me that he wished I wasn’t asexual, so I bashed his head in with a lamppost 

I was picking up some bottles of soda, and they cost a lot of money. I was so happy that I had them. I went through so much trouble to get them, I practically had to fight off the customers.
          I drove home and I realized that all the bottles were empty.