Dad: Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Fuck you, say daddy!
Baby: Fuck you, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I'm home!
Baby: Fuck you!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: Son of a bitch.
  
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Parent: Can you go get me a soda?
Me: Cola or Pepsi?
Parent: Cola.
Me: Normal or dietary?
Parent: Normal
Me: Bottle of Can?
Parent: Bottle
Me: 1L or 0.5L?
Parent: Screw it just get me water!
Me: Normal or carbonated?
Parent NORMAL!
Me: Warm or cold?
Parent: Get out!
Me: Now or later?
Parent: I'm going to kill you!
Me: Knife or gun?
Parent: GUN!
Me: In the head or body?
Parent: IF I EVER ASK YOU FOR ANYTHING AGAIN

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MEN.
They're like Snow Storms
Never know when they're COMING
How many INCHES you'll get
                    Or
How long they'll LAST

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Why read the book when you can watch the movie?

Why breathe air when your going to die? 

Think about it

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*MANGEETS VOICE*


Helloooo
I am 15
(I was released from the womb on April 7th) 

I'm strange or so I'm told, I like to think I'm unique


I lik- 
NO! 
I LOVE food...  
Any type I'll eat it. 
No questions. 
No hesitation. 

 

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I'm a humorous, weird and very energetic. Lol this sound conceited, wait is conceited even the right word??? Probably not.

*Try's to think of the right word*

Guys I have heart breaking news....


*Dramatic music starts playing*


I COULDN'T FIND THE WORD!!!!

                        *GASP*

THIS IS ME AND WHO I'VE ALWAYS BEEN. THANK YOU EVERYONE AND HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.




Bro my bio is cringe😫 I wrote this when I was 13 and a lot happier




everytime i see this bio i want to delete it because it's so embarrassing but that would be deleting a piece of my history 
eighteen