Welcome one and all! To my wattpad account...
This is were all the knawledge in the universe comes from.
So hopefully you enjoy my works and hopefully you enjoy me.
(Then why else would you be here)

The only information you'll need to know about me....
I'm a cunning,manipulative,impulsive,selfish,dark,narcissist that has provided absolutely nothing positive for the world.

Anyone reading this must be some kind of FBI agent because I'm pretty sure no one ever checks these....
Some very famous sayings by very famous people...

Peter Porker- fort Cracker Jack is under attack!!!
Shrek- GET OUT ME SWAMP!!!!!
Spy- Tryhard Tuesday in the flesh!!
Every COD You Tuber Ever- G3T N0 SC0P3D M80!!!
Nero Blackstone- Ahhh that book, the one that gave me nightmares,and still gives me nightmares to this day,what a welcome surprise!
Rickytofen-I H3AR TH3 D1R3 CRY 0F TH3 W01V3S...
Nikolai- N1K01AI CAN N0T DI3, H3Y THAT RHMY3S!
Elmer-Don't eat the hotdogs they'll make you see through time...
Bill Murray-We Came! We Saw! We Kicked It's ARSE!
Jessica- Oh come on let me try I'm good at incantations!
Donald trump- D03S ANY 0N3 H3R3 L1K3 TRUCKS, B1NG B0NG, B1NG B0NG!
Freddy Kroger- FR3DDY KR0GER STR1K3S AGA1N!!!
Guy who gets brutally beaten with a metal spoon- HE WONT STOP CHASING ME!!!
Takeo Masaki-What matter of sorcery is this? Such weapons must NEVER be used against the Emperor!
Brandon Rodgers- Slenderman stole the margarita mixer!
SANIK- G0TTA G0 FAST!!!
Heavy at the beginning of every TF2 match- M3D1C!!!!
Every doctor from Doctor Who ever- W0ULD Y0U L1K3 S0M3 T3A!
Dempsey-I HAV3 N0 J0B!
The All Mighty Illuminugget- F3AST Y0 3Y3S UP0N M3, N0W G3T 1N MY B3LLY!
Hitler before the First World War- CALM D0WN TH3 AM31R1CANS SUPP0RT1NG TH3 E-SP0RTS T0RNAM3NT WILL N3V3R W1N!

Sincerely chief in command,
SHANKSPEAR_DANKEST