@SHARPSHOT-
// yeah lol fuck wattpad here’s my discord caprixsun#3054
: ) me : * omw to make a new account with Jessica Lange as the fc *
ohh no . i am / not / helping shield , especially not when the agent needing it is / you / .
@agedwidows ; ) “Awe , come on don’t be like that ! I ain’t that bad , it’s just a teeny tiny favor and you’ll never see my handsome face again . “
@miisleadings- : ) Dixon looked the woman up and down with an odd look , the toothpick between his teeth bobbed up and down , “ I can’t , sorry lady , i don’t know where it is . “ Dixon lied with a shrug . “ Your name , I’ll leave a word . “
@miisleadings- : ) “ What do you need from him , lady ? I don’t think I’ve ever seen you here before . “
: ) cb for Dixon taking care of your muse while being a sarcastic asshole at the same time <3
: ) @-AG3NTAC3 :)) he’s here
if you’re about to lecture me, i swear —
@scorchmarks : ) “ Yes . To be honest , I thought you were a teenager doing stupid shit , seeing that you’re an adult makes this even more annoying . You don’t pay your taxes / and / you burn shit down . Aren’t you a walking joy ? “ Dixon rolled his eyes . “ I’ll just write you a sticky note to stop doing this shit when I’m on duty . “
@SHARPSHOT- } ... do you think i’m like ,, three or something ? i’m twenty-two , i pay taxes ! actually, i don’t, but i / would / if i was a law-abiding citizen !
@scorchmarks : ) “Ding ! Ding ! Ding ! Every time I get called to a scene what’s happened ? Oh , you . Burning shit down , don’t you have a coloring book to get too or something ? “
: ) also y’all better drop the apps you use to edityourphotos/makeyourthemes because i wanna join the hot people <3
:. ) my urge to make a muse with johnny depp as the fc is sickeningly high —
@everfatale_ @protectorsinitiative : ) IDK I CANT PICK BETWEEN 90S JOHNNY DEPP OR PRESENT DAY
