SIenderman

I Have Been Told That The “L” In My Account’s User Assigned Name Is Regrettably A Capital “I” Instead. Do Not Be Alarmed By This Mishap. I Am Indeed Referred To As “Slenderman,” Not “Sienderman.” This Account Was Prepared For Me By Someone Else, But I Had No Idea About This Spelling Mistake Until Now. I Hope This Hasn’t Caused Too Much Confusion Within This Application, But I Will Once Again Emphasize The Fact That It Is Correctly Spelt “SLENDERMAN” With An “L.” I Will Be Notifying The Administration Committee Of This Application About This Error.
          	
          	Thank You.

kame2kill

L for Loser 
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LittleSallyy

@SIenderman noted! I will probably make some mistakes because of this- autocorrect thing
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NeuvilIette

I quite literally made this account for the sake of mocking you, but alas, now I see no benefit in doing so. How do you do?

SIenderman

@NeuvilIette It Is Very Odd Indeed. At Times, I Do Not Mind, Though I Feel Most Of Them Only Come Around For Attention. Or Are Complete, Immature Children.
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NeuvilIette

@SIenderman If I’m not mistaken, they seem to take quite a liking to you…albeit some in a very odd way.
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SIenderman

@NeuvilIette Interesting. Well, I Do Appreciate Your Willingness To Be Respectful. I Can't Say The Same For More Than Half Of The Individuals That Show Up On My Bulletin.
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Luqman_KeeperOfTime

Of course I find the faceless freak while hanging with Sally

Luqman_KeeperOfTime

@SIenderman 
            Mhm well you are real that’s for sure 
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SIenderman

@Luqman_KeeperOfTime The Concept Of Realness Can Differ According To Perspective. Considering We Are Separated By Entirely Different Planes, I Could Be Considered Not Real, Or "Imaginary" In A Sense.
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Luqman_KeeperOfTime

@SIenderman 
            And I thought you was some stupid ghost story… didn’t expect you to be real 
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LittleSallyy

Mr. Slendyman! You said you were just going to organise your books! What has took you so long? Are you books dozen???

LittleSallyy

@SIenderman also…who told you about this app??? I’m pretty sure you’re not interested in these kind of..application because you often spend your time, on tea hours…
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LittleSallyy

@SIenderman oh, but whom shall I ask to lend me one???
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1-800-CAMERAMAN

Yeah, *cough*, yeah
          Yeah, yeah
          Yeah
          The way she move, the way that she move, the way that she move
          The way she move, the way that she move, the way that she move
          The way that she move, the way that she move, the way that she move
          The way that she move, the way that she move, the way that she move
          I think I'm fallin' in love with you
          Fеndi, Gucci, Prada, anything for you
          Balenciaga, yeah, yeah, on hеr boot
          AR-15, on me right now, I'm ready to shoot

1-800-CAMERAMAN

The way she move, the way that she move, the way that she move
            The way she move, the way that she move, the way that she move
            The way that she move, the way that she move, the way that she move
            The way that she move, the way that she move, the way that she move
            I think I'm fallin' in love with you
            Fendi, Gucci, Prada, anything for you
            Balenciaga, yeah, yeah, on her boot
            AR-15, on me right now, I'm ready to shoot
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1-800-CAMERAMAN

this message may be offensive
Yeah, I'm ready to shoot
            Yeah, I'm ready to go
            They say he had that bread and then we turned him into toast
            I fuck on these hoes with the same energy I rock these shows with
            And I ain't never gotta reload because I'm always overloaded
            Lil' boy, you so broke, you better sell your soul 'cause you ain't ever sold shit
            I'm always catchin' plays, ayy, ayy, just like a goalie
            Chrome Hearts on my wrist, ayy, this a Rollie
            VV-VV, bust down, this bitch frozen
            Like a wide receiver, I had your ho wide open
            Hell nah, I don't need her, I just want her for the moment
            If you ain't ready to die 'bout me right now, leave me alone then
            I be locked out, huh, and I be zoned in
            I mean I be locked in and zoned out
            I meant to text you back, huh, but I forgot
            If I wanted to see her face, I would have flew her out
            I'm havin' birds in the trap, I feel like Travis Scott
            Yeah, the way lil' shawty movin', huh, I can't believe my eyes
            She ain't got no waist but she got perfect titties and some thighs
            I don't know if I want her or her right now, I can't decide
            They said if you lyin' then you flyin', bitch, I'm fly
            Yeah, lil' bitch, I'm fly, yeah, look up in the sky, yeah
            It's not a plane, it's not a bird
            It's X-Man, bitch, fuck what ya heard
            I'm on cloud nine right now, that's why my words slurred
            If niggas try me and my gang, yeah, yeah, we ready to purge
            The way lil' shawty movin', yeah, yeah, I need her
            The way lil' shawty movin', huh, she got me lost for words
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999The_Fallen666

Hey Slender? What do you do when you have the urge to kill someone? Asking for a friend. (It's research I swear)

999The_Fallen666

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@KOTTAROLLDEEZNUTZ Allow me to rephrase. What I meant was "When you have the urge to kill someone. HOW do you kill them?"
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KOTTAROLLDEEZNUTZ

im gonna take a wild guess here and say that maybe, idk.. he kills someone?
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SIenderman

I Have Been Told That The “L” In My Account’s User Assigned Name Is Regrettably A Capital “I” Instead. Do Not Be Alarmed By This Mishap. I Am Indeed Referred To As “Slenderman,” Not “Sienderman.” This Account Was Prepared For Me By Someone Else, But I Had No Idea About This Spelling Mistake Until Now. I Hope This Hasn’t Caused Too Much Confusion Within This Application, But I Will Once Again Emphasize The Fact That It Is Correctly Spelt “SLENDERMAN” With An “L.” I Will Be Notifying The Administration Committee Of This Application About This Error.
          
          Thank You.

kame2kill

L for Loser 
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LittleSallyy

@SIenderman noted! I will probably make some mistakes because of this- autocorrect thing
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KOTTAROLLDEEZNUTZ

what's your hair care routine? because that shits shining fr fr

KOTTAROLLDEEZNUTZ

@KOTTAROLLDEEZNUTZ but you have that whiny ass attitude that's for sure
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kame2kill

ur always watching but u cant catch can U?!. so try catchinf this hands MOTHERFUCKER!!! 

LittleSallyy

@peesob he mad, he’s totally mad! 
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kame2kill

@SIenderman you really got me with that one operator… try again next time grandpa ❤️ 
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