SIenderman

I Have Been Told That The “L” In My Account’s User Assigned Name Is Regrettably A Capital “I” Instead. Do Not Be Alarmed By This Mishap. I Am Indeed Referred To As “Slenderman,” Not “Sienderman.” This Account Was Prepared For Me By Someone Else, But I Had No Idea About This Spelling Mistake Until Now. I Hope This Hasn’t Caused Too Much Confusion Within This Application, But I Will Once Again Emphasize The Fact That It Is Correctly Spelt “SLENDERMAN” With An “L.” I Will Be Notifying The Administration Committee Of This Application About This Error.
          	
          	Thank You.

godlick

L for Loser 
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LittleSallyy

@SIenderman noted! I will probably make some mistakes because of this- autocorrect thing
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LittleSallyy

hiii Mister Slenderman!!! :DD

LittleSallyy

@SIenderman for me, I don’t think it has been a while. Probably like decades since the last time you had been online. Oh well! It’s finally nice to interact with people like you! ^_^
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SIenderman

@LittleSallyy Yes, It Has Been Quite A While.
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LittleSallyy

@SIenderman woah I didn’t expect a reply from you since you were kinda offline for- about 2 years? T^T
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KOTTAROLLDEEZNUTZ

you smell like chicken 

KOTTAROLLDEEZNUTZ

@SIenderman who wouldn't like chicken??
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SIenderman

@KOTTAROLLDEEZNUTZ The Faint Smell Of Poultry Lingers Not On My Person, But From The Yard In Which Offerings Have Been Distributed By Passerby. Although, I Am Not Sure Why I Am Being Offered Such Gifts.
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NeuvilIette

I quite literally made this account for the sake of mocking you, but alas, now I see no benefit in doing so. How do you do?

SIenderman

@NeuvilIette It Is Very Odd Indeed. At Times, I Do Not Mind, Though I Feel Most Of Them Only Come Around For Attention. Or Are Complete, Immature Children.
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NeuvilIette

@SIenderman If I’m not mistaken, they seem to take quite a liking to you…albeit some in a very odd way.
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SIenderman

@NeuvilIette Interesting. Well, I Do Appreciate Your Willingness To Be Respectful. I Can't Say The Same For More Than Half Of The Individuals That Show Up On My Bulletin.
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Luqman_KeeperOfTime

Of course I find the faceless freak while hanging with Sally

Luqman_KeeperOfTime

@SIenderman 
            Mhm well you are real that’s for sure 
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SIenderman

@Luqman_KeeperOfTime The Concept Of Realness Can Differ According To Perspective. Considering We Are Separated By Entirely Different Planes, I Could Be Considered Not Real, Or "Imaginary" In A Sense.
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Luqman_KeeperOfTime

@SIenderman 
            And I thought you was some stupid ghost story… didn’t expect you to be real 
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LittleSallyy

Mr. Slendyman! You said you were just going to organise your books! What has took you so long? Are you books dozen???

LittleSallyy

@SIenderman also…who told you about this app??? I’m pretty sure you’re not interested in these kind of..application because you often spend your time, on tea hours…
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LittleSallyy

@SIenderman oh, but whom shall I ask to lend me one???
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