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My cousin and my sister were making tnt houses in creative mode on Minecraft and I cringed because they were doing exactly what I did as a disgusting tween-

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“ Buy my shit. “

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            “ What’s even better is, I’ve got so much of the stuff that I don’t know what to do with it. I only charge people I can’t trust with dangerous things. “ Iago shrugged. “ Anyway, I could give you a space llama if you’d like. But they aren’t like regular llamas at all. “ He adjusted his coat. “ It’s a bit messy because I’ve got so much, but yeah. Just point at an item and I’ll explain what it does. “
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            “ Oh really? Nothing? “ He opened the door for Daniel. “ I sell more than just trinkets, or creatures. You don’t want to know about how someone feels about you, or being able to turn back time? “ Iago waves his hand. “ Space llamas. “
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            “ You don’t. All you have to know is I’m a merchant, and I have just about everything you could possibly want.
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“ I spilled acid, and it bURNS- “

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            “ As long as I can comprehend quantum physics better than you I think I’m alright with getting acid burns from time to time, “ He mocked, wiping excess water on his suit.
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            “ Oh, shut up! “ He spat, washing his hands and muttering irritably. “ You can barely count to 10. “
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