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well
          
          im back
          after a vry long break

currently following back for 10 days
          
          follow for follow uwu

IM VERY SORRY FOR INACTIVITY BUT NEW CHAPTERS OF "Oats In The Dark" ARE OUT NOW!!!

"what are you doing for pride month"
          
          i'm making a new story for u guys
          
          it's gay

I've come to make an announcement Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post om my Twitter, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and geuss what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it's like two balls and a bong. I fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

penis

jasper and andre broke up :(

follow @sonsimonson !!
          his book/s are/is amazing and he deserves loads of respect!

OATS IN THE DARK (up to chapter 9) OUT NOW!!
          SECOND IN THE TRILOGY ALSKLKLKAJDDLS
          
          PS: this book has detailed gay blowjobs in it, so be mindful

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