STARGAZER_1996
Krist: Author, you’re not writing about us. I want to kiss him already.
(looks at Singto with dramatic longing)
Singto: nods like he’s in a telenovela
Author: I HAVE NO IDEA what genre to explore next.
Give me inspiration, children.
Krist: Okay, okay, genre brainstorming time.
Krist: Age gap?
Author: I wrote THREE books of that already. You two have aged more in my stories than in real life.
Singto: Hate-to-love?
Author: Done. And the latest one was literally “Husband, With Benefits.” You two were married with premium drama.
Krist: Omegaverse?
Author: A LOT already. I keep giving you children. You’re practically running a daycare.
Singto: Curse and magic?
Author: The Vow Beneath the Lantern. You both nearly died and still found time to be dramatic.
Krist: Vampire?
Author: Yup. It’s all there.
Singto: Fairytale?
Author: The Prince and the Forest Fury. Krist sleep too much. I’m not doing that again.
Krist & Singto:
…okay, so there’s… a lot.
Krist: Then let’s try something new.
BDSM. You know, like 50 Shades of Grey.
Author: That story has like… 5% plot. The other 95% is—
(gestures vaguely)
“activities.”
Krist & Singto:
That’s the point.
Author: No. Absolutely not.
I’m writing you two assembling IKEA furniture.
Allen keys. Missing screws. Existential despair.
Krist:
…Is that the props for our activities?
Singto:
We can make the furniture shake too.
Author:
GET OUT OF MY GOOGLE DOC!!!.