STOATa10

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folks, i don't believe in the whole "glitch in the matrix" thing. now im questioning my choices
          	errrrrrmmmm...
          	so i was at a friend's party, and i stayed the night there with some of my other friends. in the morning we were served waffles, and there were two whipped cream sprayer-bottle things: one chocolate and one white. the white one got passed through, like, half the people at the table until it came to me, who was sitting at the end. i set it down to get something else, then pick it up and try to get the top off. I try a little harder.
          	the seal wasn't broken.
          	i looked at it and showed everyone else to confirm that there was only one white whipped cream bottle and it hadn't gotten replaced or something, and they had no idea. so this whipped cream bottle just fucking resealed itself and we don't know what happened :| (I js broke the seal and used it anyway. it was delicious :))
          	
          	By the way! Yada yada i dont mean to hurt anyone's feelings or anything. im not saying this was a phenomenon or something fancy like that. im sure there are a few logical solutions, but as far as i know, they wouldn't work really well. in other words, this isnt all the exact details and shit so.... i guess we'll never know! -\_ツ_/- (enjoy your waffles.)

STOATa10

@DazaisPlotArmor help i love gravity falls <33333
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STOATa10

@DazaisPlotArmor WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DEER TEETH ALSO-
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p1n_backed_punk

@STOATa10 THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD, BYEEE /ref
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p1n_backed_punk

DUDE I HAD A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX SCENARIO YESTERDAY OMG- ok so I was putting on my hoodie and I found a peppermint in the pocket right? Well not long after I took my hoodie off and didn’t do anything w/ it, BUT THEN LATER I CHECKED THE POCKET AGAIN AND THERE WAS A RED STARBURST AND THE MINT WAS GONE!?!?

p1n_backed_punk

@STOATa10 that’s so homophobic of them tbh
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STOATa10

@DazaisPlotArmor THE FORCES ARE AGAINST US
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STOATa10

this message may be offensive 
folks, i don't believe in the whole "glitch in the matrix" thing. now im questioning my choices
          errrrrrmmmm...
          so i was at a friend's party, and i stayed the night there with some of my other friends. in the morning we were served waffles, and there were two whipped cream sprayer-bottle things: one chocolate and one white. the white one got passed through, like, half the people at the table until it came to me, who was sitting at the end. i set it down to get something else, then pick it up and try to get the top off. I try a little harder.
          the seal wasn't broken.
          i looked at it and showed everyone else to confirm that there was only one white whipped cream bottle and it hadn't gotten replaced or something, and they had no idea. so this whipped cream bottle just fucking resealed itself and we don't know what happened :| (I js broke the seal and used it anyway. it was delicious :))
          
          By the way! Yada yada i dont mean to hurt anyone's feelings or anything. im not saying this was a phenomenon or something fancy like that. im sure there are a few logical solutions, but as far as i know, they wouldn't work really well. in other words, this isnt all the exact details and shit so.... i guess we'll never know! -\_ツ_/- (enjoy your waffles.)

STOATa10

@DazaisPlotArmor help i love gravity falls <33333
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STOATa10

@DazaisPlotArmor WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DEER TEETH ALSO-
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p1n_backed_punk

@STOATa10 THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD, BYEEE /ref
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inosukes_braincell

why is jouno so silly :disgusting crying emoji:
          
          yeah im in the middle of s4 still

inosukes_braincell

@STOATa10 HELP REAL
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STOATa10

@STOATa10 i have so many friends that yap like jouno like one of them literally tells me i breathe too loud and then when they make me mad i slap their ass :|
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STOATa10

@inosukes_braincell REAL FOR NIKOLAI AND POE OMGOSHSHSHSHHS i like the ada but not as much as the HUNTING DOGS LIKE WHAT??? HOT??? (sorry if you can't tell, i really like the hd ;))
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STOATa10

guys jouno theme bc he's my blind bitch :D (i love jouno sm hsuddkwbxydjw)

p1n_backed_punk

@STOATa10 RAHH TY!!! (also it’s congratulations :] )
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STOATa10

@DazaisPlotArmor i just realized This Must Be Wrong is #1 in fyolai CONGRATTTSSTSTSTST I would say cingradulashins but i no spell right :(
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p1n_backed_punk

@STOATa10 ok um… probably
            1: Tecchou
            2: Tachihara
            3:Jouno
            4:Teruko
            5: he who shall not be named
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