Hi, welcome to my profile. The profile name's ironic because I have no swag at all. I'll trip on flat ground and pretend I'm dying.
Here you'll find nothing worth stopping by, but in case you're still interested, as you scroll down you might stumble upon
-a book that has been the victim of procrastination for three years now( which has now been unpublished because I couldn't look at a failed attempt that I had no plans on salvaging any longer )
-a book I'd really appreciate if you read
-a reading list that I'd like to think is fairly good
-a reading list that makes me look like a 14 year old. They are good ones though. You can read them even if you aren't a part of the fandom.
PS: chocolates and pizza are my kryptonites.
Might not function without a daily dose of caffeine.
(2021 update: I know the username is cringy, but eighth grade me thought it was cool, hush)
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- JoinedOctober 6, 2016
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