Brain: Hi! Um..-

Hand: * nudges * tell them about yourself

Brain: I'm a girl...? 

Hand: Oh lord save me. Don't mind her she's shy. So, we are two teen girls who absolutely love love. That's why we are writing a love story of our own with swoon-worthy, hilarious and relatable characters.

Brain: Yes! I am literally the brain of the book and she represents my thoughts!

Hand: And shhhh! Our identities are a secret! Why? Oh because you know... We like to be mysterious ;) 

Brain: Yes. For all you know we could be serial killers or internet hackers. MOUHAHAHHAA. 

Hand: I think that's enough. Stop scaring the poor child.

Brain- so I guess y'all wanna know some of our interests? Cause why not? You laughed at that, I bet. See, I am hilarious

Hands- girl stop embarrassing yourself, you're not. I don't blame her though, we never told her the truth

Brain- wha- 

Hand- anyway! Where was I? Yeah so...we like reading...mhhm..wattpad...stuff. Don't worry, you'll get amazing content in the book * smirks *

Brain- damn, you wanna spill the whole story here or what?

Hand- guess, I'll ignore her, as usual. So, yeah! Both of us love love love mu- 

Brain- SHUT UP NOW LET ME FREAKING SPEAK! yeah, so we love music don't ask why, because I know you do too and we'll keep suggesting stuff in our book ;) 

Hand- istg- if you interrupt again- 

Brain- yeah? I did...what now...? 

*Hand slaps brain, gets into a very intense fight * 
Brain and hand together- GOTCHA BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THIS BISH, SORRY PEOPLE ENJOY WE'LL BE BACK.