[Warning: Social hermit in close vicinity. Will not appear even if you purge her home. You'd probably roast her.]

You should take heed of the sign, but by the looks of it, you don't, too-curious adventurer. Eventually you reach a dark place, and your malfunctioning scanner--you should've paid for insurance--beeps.
There's someone in there.
Well of course there is, didn't you read the sign?
Nevertheless, the thing works, so you open its prompt. Better not be some message about curfew and "you're staying up all night to read random people's stuff." 

[Unknown player approaching... retrieving information...]

The Lady of the Redundant Department of Redundancy, Sable
Level:  <30
Strength: 2
Dexterity: -2
Defense: 0
Intelligence: 5
Wisdom: 2 ~ 8 (depends)
Charisma: 3
Luck: Not lucky enough to know

Do you choose to...
>Yell in the hopes of garnering a response
>Purge the area (gee thanks)
>Flee
>Go get food, there's better stuff to do
>Leave a message
>Continue standing in someone's space
>Play some music
>No, what are you doing
>Get out
>This is home invasion