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Sacha Baron Cohen X Will Ferrell = OTP
  • Too far up Jim Carrey's asshole
  • JoinedDecember 28, 2015
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SachaBaronCarrey SachaBaronCarrey Jan 12, 2016 06:40PM 
so I have seven quotes of the day since I haven't been on here for a week 1: "VERY NAICE"2:  "ICH BEIN BRÜNO"3:  "Is it bcuz I iz plaque?"4:  "You look like a man."5:  "Maybe we can follow her a...
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