魏无宪- 𝑤𝑒𝑖 𝑤𝑢𝑥𝑖𝑎𝑛

HEY

Iloveyouweiyingandlanzhan
          Hope you are having a very amazing married life. 

Help me-
          I have too many 'the untamed' memes-

*casually falls off cliff*

https://youtu.be/ijwpUW_Avno

Wei Ying...

*Throws hot Cheeto puffs at chu-*

Wei wuxian: OI! I DONT WANT TURNIPS
          GIB MEH POTATOS!?
          
          Lan-zhan: *appears out of nowhere* i can be your potato-

Bro- if he ever comes at me i would throw my doggo at him- 

Wei Wuxian: *casually about to fall off a cliff*
          
          Lan-zhan: nah, that's my boyfriend-*takes him off cliff*
          
          Wei Wuxian: i am indeed a boy.. and i am your friend
          
          Lan-zhan: unfortunately
          
          Wei Wuxian: what does that mean? Does lan-zhan not wanna be my friend?
          
          Lan-zhan:.....
          
          Wei Wuxian: damnit! You went silent again! I guess you never change
          
          Lan-zhan: mn.
          
          Wei Wuxian: I still wanna know what you meant tho
          
          Lan xichen: *kicks down door* okay I can't take it anymore! He loves you!
          
          Wei Wuxian: me? Hahaha-... Oh your serious-