SadBlart

BLART CRIES AGAIN.
          	
          	Sad Blart will return in May with multiple new chapters on their way! Get ready for heartbreak, obesity, and depression. Blart grieves as more of his damaged past is revealed in this serious existential narrative.  It's time for the mall to re-open. It's time for Sad Blart to return. Get ready for updates soon.

SadBlart

BLART CRIES AGAIN.
          
          Sad Blart will return in May with multiple new chapters on their way! Get ready for heartbreak, obesity, and depression. Blart grieves as more of his damaged past is revealed in this serious existential narrative.  It's time for the mall to re-open. It's time for Sad Blart to return. Get ready for updates soon.

SadBlart

Been a while since we updated our Wattpad. Quotev and Tumblr have been the priority but I'd like to put this here too.
          
          Safety takes a holiday?
          No this is not an April fools joke though we wish it was. For the next two weeks, Sad Blart Fall cop will not be releasing any new chapters. Later on in the month though this will be rectified and the story of the world's most depressed mall cop will continue with the end of section one insight. It will feel like an intense first season finale of a tv show. Once section one is complete, section 2 will continue with more epic and emotional chapters throughout.
          
          Sad Blart will return within the next 3 weeks with multiple new chapters!
          
          THE END OF SECTION ONE IS NEAR.
          
          For now, though you can find our story either on Quotev or on these platforms
          
          Wattpad
          
          Fanfic. Net
          
          And a03
          
          Enjoy and always cry with Blart! Bet on his return at the end of April. You won't want to miss it.

SadBlart

YELLO-HA! The first 5 chapters of the fan fic and it’s gripping prologue have been released onto Wattpad. Hopefully we will be able to write more chapters and update you on the existential experiences we wish to bring our readers. This portion of the fic focuses on Blarts life after letting go of Maya. We explore the traumatic death of his mother and his troubles with the elderly as Paul returns to his job at the West Orange Pavillion Mall. We hope you enjoy what we have so far and continue to read the rest of the stories we have planned.