✨Depression✨

I posted a book and if someone doesnt read it... i dunno i'll probably make jokes

So I'm writing a new story and I need to know if this is funny enough:
          
          Class is beneath me at this point. My job provides enough money for me to go to college right now as a sophomore. By the time I'm a senior, I'll be rich. Not to mention that I have a higher IQ than all of my classmates without even trying. 
          
          Nonetheless, I shouldn't get cocky and just finish my assignments so I can work on something else. Something more important, like my drawings. See, ever since I was in eighth grade, I've been designing a new world for myself. It's called Uvotis, and it's home to three of my closest friends.
          
          That I made up. 
          
          They still count though.

The first thing my mom said to me today was: "When people ask what today is, what do you say?"
          "Dad's birthday."
          Happy birthday Patta-Familia 
          (Also it's 9/11 so... that sucks)

Ok did everyone JUST discover their message boards or something because I'm getting a lotta notifications and I don't know how to feel about it

Literally everyone I follow uploaded to their board and I wanted to be included so...  'sup?

I miss you dude ;-; and all y’all— idk when I’ll come back— my mom won’t let me have Skype for a while— how are all you dudes??

WOLF HI ITS ME 

Okso pridemonth more than a week ago and i still have no girlfriend this is real homophobia

oof

Hey wolfu— your amazing, don’t forget that :)