Hello, I am... a human 
(Okay Captain OohIggybagamina, I think I'm safe. They don't really know I'm an alien because I'm that convincing. Yes sir mhm, right away sir)
Yeah as you can tell I'm pretty fucking weird.

Anyways, my name is Bella, I'm a teenager, and I don't like that many things about life 👍

I'm pretty chill, so you can literally do anything like anything, and I'll still be there for you. I might run away if your a hit man but hey anything else, I'm good.

 All my school friends are turning into furry's and.... I'm not a furry but.. they're cool people and they can do whatever they want.
So can you. I don't care.

Uh I might have to warn you that I'm a dirty minded tomboy so don't expect me not to say something really bad. And sorry.

Uh and... I like weird stuff (*raises eyebrows*... see what I mean but no not kinky stuff. Though I do have any kink you can possibly think of. Maybe)
I like Sans.. and George Watsky and my bed.

Okay uh later I guess
I'm going to kill myself
Bye 👋