Dan Hoji

Walls are overrated.

The Voices are singing our national anthem.

Ślimaki są w moich ścianach.

Naming my future Cat Astrophe.

I want to put a traffic cone on my head and look into a mirror to pretend im a toothpick.

Would eating the buttons out of the tv remote affect the local trout population if i ate them hard enough?

Giving me access to this feature was a mistake.

Took a bite out of a garden hose to solve a mystery.