SaddenedPatton

Virgil just another day in unison.

Where have I been? 
          
          Tumblr. Always Tumblr.

I have been doing nothing but make hat puns this evening. 
          
          The FEZ are after me now

Ignorance is bliss 

I'm not saying my sister's perfume is too strong. I'm just saying our dog was alive before she came home.

My bald friend really likes hats. I didn't believe him. He said, 
          
          "You Beret-er believe it!"

It lives

Watching sesame street when Fifth Harmony comes on. 
          
          "Didn't one of them leave? Shouldn't they be called Fourth Harmony?"
          
          I look at her dead in the eyes and reply with "One Direction broke up but they're not called Different Directions are they". She never stood a chance.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with a CEO?
          
          
          An ass......et to this lovely community and the company they own!

My sister told me dad jokes aren't funny.
          
          I said 'Well DADt ain't right!'